"If 1 person tells you are drunk, then THEY are probably drunk.
If another person tells you are drunk, then YOU are probably drunk!"
Let that sink in for a moment. There seems to be some truth in there, that applies not only to intoxication but to all our human behaviours!
A friend of mine added something like:
"And hence all the excuse and motivation you need to stay out and dance it all away before closing time/midnight/dawn!"
Perhaps dancing is one of your strengths if drinking is not! :-)